Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...