Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...