How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...