Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...