A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.