I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...