Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...