Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...