stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...