Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
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Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
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Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
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