Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...