Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica