Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...