The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...