Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...