Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...