What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...