Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...