Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...