What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...