Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...