DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...