The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!