Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...