Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
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They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
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Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
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Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...