The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...