Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...