The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...