A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...