Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...