Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...