Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...