Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...