Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...