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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...