What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...