Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...