Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...