Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...