Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...