A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...