Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...