Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...