Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...