IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...