I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
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A man decided to have a face lift…
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Blue Elephants
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Wide Load
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Let Go Please
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Lesser Of Two Evils
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One way ticket across the country
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