Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...