Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...