Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...