Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.