Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...