The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah